My friend Vinny sent this to me in an email yesterday. I found it hillarious.
After the picture, there was a letter to the teacher from the Mommy.
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It is supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on, I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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ReplyDeleteDoes look like she is dancing for dollars!
ReplyDeleteMy kids' teachers have always said that they know more
ReplyDeleteabout each family's personal lives than they even wanted to know! You can't hide anything from teachers!
I have substituted for K-12 for awhile and let me tell you...kids have zero filter. Remember a good rule - aynthing your kids know..assume EVERYONE at their school knows too! I am SO not kidding- boy do I have stories!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny- love it!!! So far Lily's have been pretty innocent, but I'm waiting. :)
ReplyDeleteThat is way too hilarious!
ReplyDeleteRight? I died when I read it! Love it!
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